|Here's one of those cool cleaning robots. Maybe I'll ask for one for Christmas.|
1.) I can't stay in there for more than 30 seconds without feeling stressed or depressed (or both)
2.) I have more clothes in my room than I do in my closet
3.) I almost kill myself when I try to walk in or out of my room in the dark
4.) I think longingly, "I'd really love one of those cleaning robots..."
Get out of my way people, it's time to CLEEEEEAN!
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