This Picture Reminded Me...
This picture reminded me of me. Or rather, it reminded me of a largely unknown fact about me.
I don't really want to tell you what it is.
It's kind of personal.
But you're still reading,
so I can only assume that you want me to tell you.
I used to be able to touch the tip of my nose with my tongue.
There. I said it.
But I need to make one thing clear.
I don't do it anymore.
In fact, I can't.
Either my tongue got shorter or my nose shrunk.
Okay, I'm leaving now.
If you need to contact me, just ask for "Deep Dark Hole, USA"
Because that's where I'm crawling right now.