So sad. And me so young too.
Oh, by the way, I have a double ear infection. Just thought you might want to know. I thought I heard somebody panicking.
One nice thing about being (temporarily) deaf is that you can (conveniently) only hear things that you choose to. It's really quite nice.
But that is the only positive aspect of deafness that I can think of right now. And the bads outweigh the goods on that subject.
When I play the piano, everything sounds strange and flat.
I can constantly hear my heart beating. (Some people might like that, knowing they're alive and all, but the thump-thump gets rather grating on the nerves.)
When I eat crunchy foods (carrots and peanut brittle in particular) I might as well be stone deaf.
I have to repeat myself multiple times whenever I'm talking because my voice sounds so loud to me that I talk too quietly.
I could go on and on and on and on and on but I will spare you the agony.
Are you still with me people?
I don't think I'll ever be a doctor because they have to listen to people's hearts with their stethoscopes. It would bring back terrible memories of my days of deafness.
Why do I have this strange feeling that I'm talking to myself?