I present you with....the colors of the sea. Blue. Gray. Green.
Can you guess what the shades are called? Get ready. They're pathetic.
"Pussy Cat", "Silver Mercedes", and "First Time". No, I'm serious.
Who gets to make up the names, anyway? Is nail-polish-naming a job?
I should definitely look into it. These people must be severely lacking in the imagination department.
I mean, come on. I could come up with some cool ones right now.
Salty blue. Icy breakers. Mermaid's dream. It's really not that hard.
Alright. I'm off to call the polish-dubbing employees. Wish me luck.